Situps for the Yeti

The other day, someone came up to me and excitedly told me about this monster he has just read from one internet article. And so i asked what's the monster called, excited because i pretty much am into these stories myself. With booming voice he responded, "it's called..."

"the ABDOMINABLE Snowman".

"Say what?"

"ABDOMINABLE Snowman"

I was floored. I tried to keep myself from bursting into ecstatic speech. I summoned all the energies in my body, used the Seven Style Spitting Snake concentration technique to keep myself from laughing. All I can say was...

"the monster just probably needs a lot of sit-ups!"